7 Days

1
It’s Bike to Work Week!
Also known as Bike to the Unemployment Office Week.

2
City Council finds $2 million more in budget savings.
See what happens when you look under the couch cushions!

3
City Council allows police to continue driving city cars home at night.
Since it’s preferable to having police sleep in their cars.

4
Early voting has begun for the June 1 primary.
Which means the election is that much closer to being over.

5
Albuquerque International Sunport will use nerve gas to kill prairie dogs at the airport for safety reasons.
Passengers are advised to arrive at the airport at least an hour early and hold their breaths.

6
Gasoline prices expected to drop for Memorial Day.
It’s the new surprise-side economics.

7
State Taxation and Revenue Department says people are using phone books to generate false driver’s licenses.
In case you were wondering what anyone uses phone books for anymore.