1 Newt Gingrich plans to colonize the moon. Can we send him there first? 2 Planned Facebook IPO could raise $10 billion. So Mark Zuckerberg can buy more hoodies. 3 NM Border Authority seizes 400 pounds of marijuana. Then orders 20 pizzas. 4 Washington Post calls Susana Martinez one of Romney's "more exciting choices" for VP. Then again, almost anyone looks exciting next to Mittbot. 5 Finicky neighbors sue over noisy gates. Taking the "squeaky wheel" metaphor way too far. 6 Woman sues Ski Santa Fe after snow falls on her from roof. Hey, it's job creation for one more lawyer. 7 Poll finds that New Mexicans favor clean water, air. And enjoy long walks on the beach and a nice glass of pinot.