On any given street in Santa Fe, one can fine orthodox modes of transportation—cars, bikes, a good set of legs—and not so orthodox—roller blades, unicycles, toe sneakers. One can also find the best transportation of all: this guy.

Apparently, this dude was just rippin up Agua Fria like it wasn't no thang. Believe us, it's a thang and we want in.

Thanks to Special Eyedropper Photo Intern Zane Fischer for capturing this dude en route to a Dungeons and Dragons tournament, we think.

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