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Eyedropper 01.03.2011 2 Comments

Eyedropper

7-Eleven. Oh thank Heaven.

By Rani Molla
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Let's start off the new year right by making fun of a place besides Santa Fe. For this week's Eyedropper, we've chosen, from our trip home, a very specific place in the epistemological world: New York 7-Elevens.





In order to maintain their good health, 7-Eleven patrons follow the tried-and-true wisdom of mid-century doctors everywhere. Yes, that's right: The slogan "an apple a day" is written on this iced apple danish. Viva las diabetes!


And in case your eyes are failing despite all the carrot cake you consumed, 7-Eleven has got you covered by prohibiting reading�or not. We're not really sure why "No Reading" is in quotes. What is it that 7-Eleven patrons are pretending to be reading in order to do?

Send pictures of visual trespass and peculiarities to culture [at] sfreporter.com, subject “eyedropper.”



 
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01.03.2011 at 10:50 | Reply |

Judging from the bits of the magazines visible in the picture above I would guess that these are the ones that do not require reading; a typical customer could enjoy these magazines without being able to read.

 

I'm sure somewhere there's another rack called "Reading" Magazines, stocked with e.g. Granta, or something.

 

 

01.22.2011 at 06:53 | Reply |

An iced apple danish and a big slice of moist carrot cake every day keeps me in good health and with good eyesight.

And thin too. 

 

 
 
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