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A few weeks ago, Whole Foods' sign reading "America's Healthiest Grocery Store" was adjusted to be more honest, so "healthiest" became "wealthiest." As if to prove how poor it is, Whole Foods had the sign changed back—pauper style!
Apparently Whole Foods thinks faking the appearance that it can only afford a tiny, little "H" will make everyone ignore the company's high prices for distant fare—and that it forced one of its slaves, er, workers to complete this humiliating task. The Eyedropper, personally, liked the sign as it was (after the first vandalism) below.