1
Spanish royal family won’t visit Santa Fe after all, but some Spanish mayors are supposed to come.
And, if they can’t make it, there are a few Spanish dogcatchers who might show up.

2
City Council passes more stringent indecent-exposure law.
Yet, strangely, law to strengthen political decency is still pending

3
Santa Fe Forest Service halts controlled burn when smoke unexpectedly fills Santa Fe.
Who knew smoke was a predictable result of fire?

4
Pot raid at Española school only turns up tomatoes.
So at least the raid wasn’t completely fruitless

5
Cannon Air Force Base announces additional public meetings to get comments on proposed low-altitude training flights.
Guess they haven’t heard “no” enough.