“My baby is the cutest little mid-evil torture device for sleep.”
—Overheard at The Hollar in Madrid

“There’ll be a reception after the memorial service, so at least I’ll get a free meal out of it.”
— Man at Casa Mesita Thrift Shop in Los Alamos

Male tourist: “What’s that pueblo that’s falling apart?”
Female tourist: “Oh, Bandelier?”
Male tourist: “Yeah, right!”     

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