We've recently loaded all the old Eyedroppers
(hundreds!) from our old blog SFReeper.com
. So now you can waste hours of your life that you'll never get back, all in one spot: here.
This week: Clothing with machismo slogans is overrated
. So is whatever logic attempts the opposite of machismo by wearing pink Polos
. (No one cares and it wasn't even subversive anyway.) The dude in this week's Eyedropper is probably the only person who effectively pulls off a machismo shirt while simultaneously undercutting that machismo—and without being lame
The shirt reads: "I do all my own stunts
Which is only impressive because it's super-hard to turn your head into a bunch of sunflowers
and come out unharmed.
Thanks to Laura for this image from the Santa Fe Farmers Market
.Also: you've been slacking on submissions. Send pictures of visual
trespass and peculiarities to culture [at] sfreporter.com, subject