“Let’s get a bottle and talk this out.”
—Woman to her two male friends who had just been drunkenly slap-fighting and arguing outside Andy’s Liquorette on Agua Fria

“You smell good like boy.”
—Young woman in stripy sweater to door guy at Corazón

First woman: “What sign are you?”
Second woman: “Taurus.”
First woman: “Aww, my fake ID was a Taurus.”
—Overheard at Rio Chama Steakhouse

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