Whoa, it's like the the Eyedropper's house, except that instead of coming from above, our "bad neighbor" signs point from the houses to the left and right, as well as from across the street.

This is possibly the most effective way to destroy a business. The second, which this business also claims, is German food. I give this place two months to live.

More after the JUMP!





"Rehydrate with alcohol"this shit would so not fly in Santa Fe.



The Eyedropper is particularly fond of altering signs/posters/etc. to make them better. She also likes it when they're changed to say something mostly incomprehensible.

Santa Fe, don't take this from that other SF city. Send your MORE AWESOME submissions to culture [at] sfreporter.com, subject “eyedropper.”