Some marketing company is sending out press releases, apparently at random, on behalf of this lady in New Jersey who is hawking "high quality paper" prints of her extremely orange tea party still life, which should appeal "to members of the new political movement." The painter is "one of Americas [sic] most talented up and coming young artists," and has "painted in France and Italy."
Italy? Where do I send the check?
* "may be used to encourage membership and party unity"
* "may well become a valuable investment in due time"
* provides "an apt common focus for loyal tea party members"
* "suitable for framing"
* "is initially being offered at a special introductory discount"