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Eyedropper

Cougar Town

May 3, 2010, 12:00 am
By Rani Molla


Quick on the heels of the Santa Fe Mountain Lion's (Twitter @ SFMountainLion) truncated trip to Santa Fe, comes another sassy, tawny beast: the Eastside Cougar, who is definitely not Suzanne Somers.

SFR called the number on this anonymous submission and, after a delightful 15 seconds of Three 6 Mafia's "Sippin on Some Sizzurp," reached a nice young man named McCall. McCall sadly, is not the pretty blond lady on the poster, but rather the prey of a friend's prank, so we've blurred out his number. Sorry, no cougars there.

They Eyedropper wasn't going to include the number anyway, even if a real live cougar had answered. Because what if the Eyedropper someday becomes a cougar? She'd be very disappointed if all the maladjusted young men she was supposed to be getting hollers from turned out to be uppity blog-readers.

Thanks for the anonymous submission, McCall's friend.

Show us what has left the back of your eyelids burning. Send pictures of visual trespass and peculiarities to copyeditor [at] sfreporter.com, subject “eyedropper.”

 

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