The Eyedropper is well-aware that winter is not over—in fact, it has barely begun—but is already tired of it and is in the mood for some spring cleaning. In that spirit, here's some seasonal detritus about which we'd like to quickly forget.



Read on for Christmas toilets and AC.



Michele Rupols and Robert Godreau send season's greetings and this image of a pair of Christmas toilets. Apparently these appliances had been hanging out for over three months before they received a holiday update. Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is for you to decorate the toilets in my front yard. Amen.



The second image is more to the Eyedropper's liking with its extreme sense of irony and inexorable desire for this cold hell to be over. This sign at De Vargas Middle School warns children to "Keep these doors closed, the airconditioning is on!" And rightly it should be, lest one think that hot child breath be spring and the outside not a snow-covered tundra.

Show us what has left the back of your eyelids burning. Send pictures of visual trespass and peculiarities to copyeditor [at] sfreporter.com, subject “eyedropper.”