SFR's ongoing coverage of the "buy local" movement and its paranoid doppelgänger, "buy precious metals," has produced nothing so succinct as this recent segment on The Colbert Report, which you can watch here. Seriously: Watch. It.

"Ask yourself: When the s*** goes down, what do you want in the briefcase handcuffed to your arm?"

"Ask yourself: When the s*** goes down, what do you want in the briefcase handcuffed to your arm?"


