'Did You Know That If You Collect 100 Gold Coins, You Get An Extra Life?'

SFR's

of the "

" movement and its paranoid doppelgänger, "

buy precious metals

," has produced nothing so succinct as this recent segment on The Colbert Report, which you can

. Seriously:

Watch. It

.

"Ask yourself:

When the s*** goes down, what do you want in the briefcase handcuffed to your arm

?"

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