Thanks to Charlotte Jusinski for this picture. Thanks even more to Scott, for sucking. Thanks the most to the owner of this car, who is magnanimous enough to recognize that even though Scott sucks, it's OK. Keep on trucking, Scott. Everything will be alright.

But dear Scott, some questions:

Why do you suck?
Why is your sucking OK?
Whose car is this?
WTF?

Show us what has left the back of your eyelids burning. Send pictures of visual trespass and peculiarities to copyeditor [at] sfreporter.com, subject “eyedropper.”