On a special weekend outing to local favorite fair-trade Ayurvedic apothecary CVS, the Eyedropper found some pretty awesome pre-Winter Guide holiday gifts, namely the Snuggie.

Yes, as you can see ladies and gentleman, not only does the best gift/warming mechanism exist, but it exists in leopard print. It's just what you need when you're feeling really cold and lazy but want to look good, sexy even. The self-proclaimed "blanket that has sleeves" is also only $14.99. That's just 15 bucks to quickly relinquish that chill and your dignity.

It also comes with a special "press 'n open" book light which can be useful, that is, if you haven't yet hired someone to read for you.