Our famed and brilliant office pig, Truffles, was captured (in image) by the New Mexican—fair game considering the piglet was on the lam(b), jetting down Marcy toward the New Mex's office. What is unconscionable, however, is that there is no mention of the animal's real name/epithet: Truffles the Reporter Pig. I will be on the lookout for the New Mex Lizard and will subsequently capture its image and only half its name.
Santa Fe Reporter