We've got the dirt on the mime prominently featured in the slide shows of both the Wall Street Journal and LA Times articles about our city's pagan-esque a-religious yearly event, Zozobra: Even though he's famous, he's just like us!

When it rains, he wears a jacket (although he only mimes wearing a jacket and thus still gets wet).

And when he's hungry and on the go, he eats whatever he can, like these soggy Sun Chips (although he only mimes eating Sun Chips and is thus still hungry. In fact, he mimes everything he eats, which explains his sallow and sunken-in features).

What will the Zozo mime do next? Perhaps a job and a girlfriend are on the horizon (check photo No. 3)...

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subject “eyedropper.” Thanks to Charlotte Jusinski for catching the celeb in action.