--2 Eyedropper
         
Dec. 8, 2016

Eyedropper

The Lonliest Number

July 27, 2009, 12:00 am
By Rani Molla

Show us what has left the back of your eyelids burning. Send pictures
of visual trespass and peculiarities to copyeditor [at] sfreporter.com,
subject “eyedropper.”

If you fall in your lonely room inside a busy storefront, would anyone know?


Kudos to the real estate agent with the mostest—the mostest dark humor. The logic behind staging this Plaza storefront rental as such likely was in conjunction with some really sweet if sad ad copy:


Big City Loner


Get away from it all in the heart of downtown. Be and feel completely and utterly alone—just you, a chair and a light bulb (no cover). What's best is that while you are in that still, dark place, everyone can watch! This locale features two, TWO! glass storefronts. That means two times the traffic. Enjoy your solitary reverie and be SEEN! Remember, you're in sight, so think deep thoughts.







If no one's around, who will turn off the light?



 

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