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Eyedropper

April 21, 2010, 12:00 am
By Rani Molla

The Eyedropper was once a student driver. She’d have recurring dreams about erring too close to the center line and taking out oncoming cars, ripping them at once from their frames. At the time, she drove an Accord coupe.  The damage her dreams would have conjured had this 18-wheeler been her chariot is abysmal. Additionally, as a student driver, the Eyedropper had to ride with her mom and wasn’t allowed to have her peers as cargo. She was definitely not allowed to ferry extremely large concrete blocks for the government. But hey, you gotta learn somehow.

Thanks to Charlotte for this harrowing image.

Show us what has left the back of your eyelids burning. Send pictures of visual trespass and peculiarities to copyeditor [at] sfreporter.com, subject “eyedropper.”

 

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