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In case you didn't hear, "She left that LOSER in a dust cloud." This image raises several questions.

First of all, who is the owner of this car? The she who "left that loser in a dust cloud"? The loser? A concerned or laudatory friend?

Second of all, how did she go about leaving him in a dust cloud. It was certainly not in this wicked red Dodge Neon, as fast as it may appear.

Anyway, congratulations are in order. I think.