Letter America Dear Doctor Guy, My friend recently stopped taking my calls because I’m dating her ex-boyfriend, but they broke up like over two years ago. I don’t know what to do.—Helpless Hottie ... More
I AM A LITTLE KID THAT LIKE LOWRIDERS
I AM A KID WHO HATES SCHOOL
I AM A KID WHO BLOWS HOLES IN THE WALL
I AM A KID WHO LIKES TO DRIVE
Actually, no I won't. Normally I'd dissect the poem and then berate the child who made it and perhaps his parents and the failing American educational system. But this week, let it suffice that you, Average Jane and Joe American, will have to contend with this child because you didn't feel the extra tax money toward public education was worth it—worth a decent future among decent people without holes in their walls.
Know that because of your avarice and apathy, this kid who hates school will not be in school. Instead he'll be cutting school, driving around your neighborhood in his lowrider (a lowrider he like) and blowing holes into your walls.