Okay, I don't know what this is nor do I care to spend the 14 seconds it would take to search the world wide interwebs to find out. That said, I think a New Yorker-esque ¡Caption Contest! is in order on this gloriously unfortunate, snow-laden Friday.

Come up with the the dialogue/scenario that led to this gem's inception and post it as a comment. Keep it to a few sentences. The best caption will win a prize and be forever affixed to this video on this blog. My apathy regarding the genesis of this video currently extends to my desire to think about what said prize should be. I'll work on it.