OK, it's only for one game. But seriously, does the Western Athletic Conference not understand our nation's most basic legal principles?

Let's recap. Completely unprovoked, Big Blue from Utah ripped off Pistol Pete's New Mexican State Moustache. Pistol Pete was defending himself! And for that, he's punished?

Anyway, read the AP story yourself at SportingNews, and seethe. Also, here's our previous coverage of the mascot throwdown.