All I know about Catholicism I've gleaned from vampire, demon possession and end-of-days film. That would explain why I had no idea tomorrow was Ash Wednesday, which makes today Fat Tuesday. And my ignorance is also why you shouldn't follow me into drunken oblivion tonight (I'll probably just be relaxing to the sounds of Doctor Who radio theater) and instead, queue up behind the  Hillstompers on their pub crawl.

Here are the destinations:

6:30pm La Fonda

7:30pm El Paseo

8:30pm Matador

9:30pm Evangelo's

10:30pm Tin Star Saloon.

Click the flyer to enlarge or read more at the Tin Star blog. And feel free to e-mail me embarassing pictures in the morning (davem @ sfreporter.com).