The unfunny transcript:
New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson has removed his name from consideration to become Secretary of Commerce. Apparently, something hinky is going down in his home state of New Mexico that may involve Governor Richardson. He's deemed too dirty to be Secretary of Commerce but is just fine for Governor of New Mexico. We take a look at this announcement.
"Bill Richardson would like to thank Barack Obama for the consideration, but ultimately, Richardson decided that he couldn't leave New Mexico and the wonderful deals . . . . . at New Mexico's Taco Bell locations! Choose from 99 cent burritos, tamales, quesadillas, and Bill's personal favorite, Chalupa Supreme!
Bill Richardson Mmmmmmm, hungry."