Well, someone's out to get Santa Fe City Councilor Chris Calvert... From Craigslist's adult gigs
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Need City Councilor Chris Calvert lookalike
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-29, 2:35PM MST
Looking for a Chris Calvert lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.
Major adult studio.
Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP
Must give anal to the featured star playing the City of Santa Fe. In the film's climax you go fuck yourself. It's a self-snuff/porno film. No acting skills required -- just plenty of graft.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $3000-5000 plus we replenish your coke supply daily