1
SFPS SUPERINTENDENT GETS TEXAS JOB OFFER
They say everything is bigger there.
2
BILL RICHARDSON ISSUES PRESS RELEASE ABOUT SESSION
Seems like the ex-governor comes out of the woodwork only to bash the current one.
3
NOBODY VOTES IN HAGERMAN SCHOOL ELECTION
A new low: Not even the candidates thought it mattered.
4
ZOZOBRA SPONSORS FUEGO JERSEYS
Sadly, baseball players thought loincloths were too risqué.
5
FORREST FENN NEW CLUE SAYS TREASURE IS SOMEWHERE WET
Spawning a new collection of spring pick-up lines.
6
LAWMAKERS ARGUE ABOUT FLUNKING THIRD GRADERS WHO CAN'T READ
What's worse, being illiterate or being taller than the rest of the class?
7
POPE SAYS SPANKING IS OK
As long as no one is using contraception.
Santa Fe Reporter