1
CAIRO MUSEUM RUINS KING TUT BEARD WITH GLUE
Project was headed by the same folks who did the Burro Alley tail repair.
2
ELDORADO RESIDENTS COMPLAIN ABOUT SOLAR PANELS
Henpecking one's neighbors is the local pastime, after all.
3
JUDGE TELLS TOMMY RODELLA TO WORK ON ARROGANCE
Surely he'll have time during his next decade of prison weightlifting.
4
ROBBER DRIVES STOLEN SMART CAR TO PECOS HOLDUP
Because blending in is essential for the successful stickup.
5
REIES LóPEZ TIJERINA DIES
Taking with him the hope that a small band of angry men can stop the federal government.
6
DEA BUSTS RUFINA REPAIR SHOP
Agents report they had "a lot of drugs" and few tools.
7
THE PANTRY RESTAURANT GETS NATIONAL ACCOLADES
Great. Now the line will be even longer this weekend.
Santa Fe Reporter