7 Days

1

CAIRO MUSEUM RUINS KING TUT BEARD WITH GLUE

Project was headed by the same folks who did the Burro Alley tail repair.

2

ELDORADO RESIDENTS COMPLAIN ABOUT SOLAR PANELS

Henpecking one's neighbors is the local pastime, after all.

3

JUDGE TELLS TOMMY RODELLA TO WORK ON ARROGANCE

Surely he'll have time during his next decade of prison weightlifting.

4

ROBBER DRIVES STOLEN SMART CAR TO PECOS HOLDUP

Because blending in is essential for the successful stickup.

5

REIES LóPEZ TIJERINA DIES

Taking with him the hope that a small band of angry men can stop the federal government.

6

DEA BUSTS RUFINA REPAIR SHOP

Agents report they had "a lot of drugs" and few tools.

7

THE PANTRY RESTAURANT GETS NATIONAL ACCOLADES

Great. Now the line will be even longer this weekend.

Santa Fe Reporter