1
THE BACHELOR SHACKS UP IN POJOAQUE
City councilors are mad that he didn't put out.
2
INDOOR TANNING RISKS ADMITTED
Go outside; lie on a rock. There's your tanning bed. Don't forget the sunscreen.
3
BLUE CORN TORTILLA UFO SPOTTED IN ABQ
Because admitting that it's a weather balloon is boring.
4
BLUE GORILLA SHOWS UP IN RAILYARD PARK
That's more like it.
5
MITT ROMNEY MULLS 2016 PRESIDENTIAL RUN
This time binders full of women will make 47 percent of his decisions.
6
SPACEPORT OFFICIALS SEEK EMERGENCY MONEY
At this point, we'd have gotten a better return our investment in a Ponzi scheme.
7
GOVERNOR GOES FOR THIRD GRADE RETENTION AGAIN
Even though Groundhog Day isn't until next month.
Santa Fe Reporter