Need a Santa Fe-Centric Costume Idea?

Playboy's got you covered

(PLAYBOY)

By Enrique Limón

So, you're in a jam regarding Halloween costume ideas and in a flash, you naturally turn to your one-stop destination for DIY craftiness—Playboy.

Yep, the skin mag has posted some last-minute costume ideas on their website that are sure to Jack your lantern. They range from sexy Joe Biden to seductive "Weird Al" Yankovic, all the while making stops at sultry George Takei and sexy Alex Trebek-lands. I'll take Boner Killers for $800!

The kicker however, is the sexy reincarnation of Santa Fe's own George RR Martin. Yep, take a moment for it to sink in.

"She's Sexy George RR Martin, and she's got bootie from here to the Iron Islands," the post reads.

Judge for yourselves based on the pictures below and determine whether or not your winter is coming:

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