COUNTY GETS NEW VOTING MACHINES
Printers produce both ballots and Powerball tickets.
DUNKIN’ DONUTS CLOSED FOR REMODEL
Keeping up with the Krispy Kreme Joneses.
CITY CONSIDERS SPEED-VAN REVIVAL
This could be the last chance for those school-zone drag races.
MAMA BEAR AND CUB TRANQUILIZED IN SF, SENT TO GILA
There goes our sanctuary city status.
NM WOMAN TESTED FOR EBOLA DOESN’T HAVE IT
Yet West Nile Virus is staging another comeback.
MAYOR ANNOUNCES TASK FORCES ON CHILDREN AND CLIMATE CHANGE
Also launches Kickstarter campaign for preschool and recycling.
FEDS WANT LANL TO MAKE NUCLEAR WEAPONS TRIGGERS
Because the lab did such a good job cleaning up last time.