1
BACHELOR PARTYGOERS FIND RARE FOSSIL AT ELEPHANT BUTTE
"Dude, am I tripping? Or is that a great big elephant head?"
2
SUSPICIOUS CANISTER FORCES EVACUATION DOWNTOWN
No word yet on the economic impact of dozens of canceled dinner reservations.
3
US BEATS BRAZIL IN WORLD CUP MATCH
Employers report mysterious soccer sickness affecting office attendance.
4
JAMIE ESTRADA TAKES PLEA DEAL IN 'EMAILGATE' CASE
We're so glad the federal government cares so much about privacy.
5
TOURISM DEPARTMENT LAUNCHES BREAKFAST BURRITO BYWAY MAP
Yep. Your tax dollars paid for that too.
6
KIT CARSON'S NAME STRIPPED FROM TAOS PARK
Now everyone will just call it "The park that used to be Kit Carson."
7
PESO CHAVEZ PASSED OVER FOR CITY SECURITY CONTRACT
City mourns the death of the patrón system.
Santa Fe Reporter