1 SANTA FE POLICE USE TRACKING APP TO FIND STOLEN ELECTRONICS
Proving again that dumb criminals are no match for smart phones.
2 STATE SENATOR SAYS HE’LL PUSH FOR LEGAL POT
We see doobies and dollar signs.
3 GUN AND DRIVER’S LICENSES ALSO LIKELY ON LEGISLATIVE AGENDA
Amendments to include limits on ammunition and pointy cowboy boots.
4 ARMED ROBBERS HIT MVD, DOLLAR STORE AND ALLSUPS
Guns don’t steal money, people do.
5 STEVEN SEGAL IS WEIGHING BID FOR ARIZONA GOVERNOR
Why do they get to have all the fun? Run, Ali MacGraw, run!
6 MAYORAL CANDIDATE BILL DIMAS DECLINES FORUM INVITATIONS
He don’t need your stinking questions.
7 OUSTED COMMUNITY COLLEGE PRESIDENT SAYS SHE INQUIRED ABOUT MONEY
Apparently the community college board doesn’t like questions either.