1SANTA FE POLICE USE TRACKING APP TO FIND STOLEN ELECTRONICS
Proving again that dumb criminals are no match for smart phones.
2STATE SENATOR SAYS HE’LL PUSH FOR LEGAL POT
We see doobies and dollar signs.
3GUN AND DRIVER’S LICENSES ALSO LIKELY ON LEGISLATIVE AGENDA
Amendments to include limits on ammunition and pointy cowboy boots.
4ARMED ROBBERS HIT MVD, DOLLAR STORE AND ALLSUPS
Guns don’t steal money, people do.
5STEVEN SEGAL IS WEIGHING BID FOR ARIZONA GOVERNOR
Why do they get to have all the fun? Run, Ali MacGraw, run!
6MAYORAL CANDIDATE BILL DIMAS DECLINES FORUM INVITATIONS
He don’t need your stinking questions.
7OUSTED COMMUNITY COLLEGE PRESIDENT SAYS SHE INQUIRED ABOUT MONEY
Apparently the community college board doesn’t like questions either.