1NATIONAL SKI GROUP SAYS SNOWBOARDING IS LOSING POPULARITY
This just in: Raver pants and grunge are also out.
2500-LB DE VARGAS STATUE REMOVED FROM PARK FOR REPAIRS
Don’t get too excited. We said repairs not reparations.
3JAVIER GONZALES MAKES TOWERLOAD.COM’S “MOST POWERFUL COMING OUTS” LIST
Patti Bushee’s new campaign platform: But who has been gayer longer?
4RETAIL STORES BEGIN SELLING CANNABIS IN COLORADO
5TASMANIAN DEVILS DEBUT AT ABQ BIOPARK Upon further inspection, the animal was revealed to be an overgrown prairie dog and was whacked, er, relocated.
6NM HAS LOW GASOLINE PRICES THANKS TO FRACKING
All the better for getting to Colorado.
7FIRST SF MAYORAL CANDIDATE FORUM IS JAN. 6
Tasmanian devils are also invited as a way to inject calm.