December 10, 2013, 12:00 am
1T OR C RESIDENTS AWAIT SPACEPORT BENEFITS.New town motto, “from outhouses to outer space” is also on hold.
2STATE POLICE OFFICER FIRED FOR SHOOTING AT VAN WITH CHILD PASSENGERS.
What if he had exhibited better marksmanship?
3JUDGES RULE MENTAL HEALTH AUDIT CAN REMAIN SECRET.
Public-records law to be replaced by the If We Feel Like It Act.
4REBECCA WURZBURGER DROPS OUT OF MAYOR’S RACE.
Now, the city will lose the national Best Dressed Mayor contest for sure.
GEORGE RR MARTIN PUBLISHES NOVELLA ON DANGEROUS WOMEN.But where’s the next Song of Ice and Fire book, George?
6MANNY ARAGON RELEASED FROM PRISON TO HIS CASTLE HOUSE.
At least we know how this story ends.
7CVB INTRODUCES RISTRA THE REINDEER FOR TOURISM MASCOT. Apparently, Frosty the Adobeman didn’t test well.