Good role models get drunk and steal bronze iguanas all the time.
Thanks to home burglary and those inspired by Jon Paul Romero’s iguana hijinks. For-fracking fighters fidget with fright.
Yeah, we know, back in the day it snowed like that in June.
Keystone Pipeline, meet Keystone Cops.
For-fracking fighters fidget with fright.
Twitter trolls aghast it didn’t come from a left-leaning weekly tabloid that writes about the gov’s underwear.
But it was totally cool for the AG to give the media a gubernatorial order for Spanx.