Smart Phone, Straight Phone, Gay Phone

Top 5 apps on a straight guy’s phone

Tip Calculator
Twenty percent? That can’t be right!

Dwell Magazine
It turns out Dwell’s primary demographic consists of straight people trying to figure out how to impress their “many” gay friends.

Sportacular
Have you ever used this app for following all your favorite sports teams? It’s simply fabulous!

Maxim
When you’re at the movies with an empty seat between you and your equally straight buddy, you can whip out the softcore as additional proof of your hetero-virility.

Pandora
Ted Nugent channel.

Top 5 apps on a gay dude’s phone

Grindr
The definitive Mr. Tonight app, Grindr’s location-based system lets you find the closest dude to doink.

Scruff
Grindr can be so impersonal. When you just need a big fuzzy bear to get you through a cold night, Scruff provides a sophisticated approach to seeking sexy back hair.

GayCities
On a hot, gay road trip? GayCities ranks the towns with the highest number of Grindr and Scruff users.

Pride
OK, so you totally know that someone is raking the LGBTQ community over the coals at 99 cents a pop, but it’s just so fun to have that little rainbow icon on your screen.

Pandora
Lady Gaga channel.