Attractive 50-something woman: “I can tell I’m getting older because the ghost of Hamlet’s dead father actually looked kind of sexy.”
—Overheard at the Lensic Performing Arts Center following Hamlet.
“So Jessie, what happened on that underwear?”
—Man with a clipboard at JCPenney
“Where’s Santa Claus?”
—Clerk to snow-covered customer in Giant Station on Agua Fria Street.