1
City says booting cars makes drivers pay off their parking tickets faster.
So when actions have consequences, people tend to react? Who knew…
2
DNA testing halted at the state police crime lab.
So don’t ask anyone there “who’s your daddy?”
3
Santa Fe Community College postpones bond election until summer..
Because voters won’t remember there’s a recession by then.
4
Public Service Company of New Mexico blames equipment for last week’s power outages.
It wanted to blame the customers, but couldn’t figure out how.
5
Gov. Bill Richardson encourages residents to shop locally.
Are we supposed to do that before or after the social services cuts, tax increases and furloughs?
6
Leaking roof at Genoveva Chavez Community Center closes basketball gym.
But sparks motivation for a new Santa Fe crew team!
7
Eleven Santa Fe liquor stores sell booze to actors pretending to be drunk.
Which means either the clerks broke the law or the actors weren’t very convincing.
