“If I wasn’t me, I’d want to grow up to be someone just like me.”
—Bank teller at First Community Bank
 
1st man, offering a handful of nuts: “Want some nuts?”
2nd man: “Sure, I love having your nuts in my mouth.”
—Overheard at Tesuque Flea Market

1st teen girl: “I can’t believe you were texting through the whole concert.”
2nd teen girl: “It’s the only way I can stay awake.”
—Overheard in the women’s restroom at Lensic Performing Arts Center

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