1
City revealed to have no process for checking conflicts of interest when awarding contracts.
Let’s hope the state does, at least!

2
College of Santa Fe receives nearly $450,000 in grants.
Maybe consider putting those into a savings account...one that can’t be accessed by anyone.

3
Vice President Ford visits Santa Fe, says Watergate’s impact on Nixon’s power exaggerated.
After all, what’s a little espionage and wiretapping between friends?

4
Public Works Committee holds hearing on water.
If you miss it, there should be approximately 3,000 more opportunities to weigh in.

5
Santa Fe Police Chief says his resignation is unrelated to grand jury probe.
Let’s see…he actually just wants to cash out his vacation time?

6
Advisory committee recommends closing downtown schools and building new one on the south-side.
Or arguing about it for several decades.

7
Study says alcohol is the No. 1 drug abused in northern New Mexico.
Hmm. We should really get on that.