1
Going-away party held for former state Sen. Manny Aragon before he begins prison term.
Party games included Pin the Tail on the Corrupt Politician.

2
IRS says New Mexico’s chief investment officer has a nearly $600,000 tax lien.
At least he’s not embezzling.

3
$200,000 Powerball ticket remains unclaimed.
Oh right, that’s ours!

4
Hospital says doctors shouldn’t worry about draft contract that requires them to prescribe to religious doctrine.
Perhaps, then, they should hire more doctors who can’t read.

5
The New Mexico Retiree Health Care Authority now appears to have enough funds to last until 2027.
Also known as mañana economics.

6
Former professors sue College of Santa Fe overseers for mismanagement.
You mean they weren’t trying to run CSF into the ground?

7
Monsoon season should start next week.
It’s just waiting for the rainy season to clear out.