One young woman to another: “Hey, let’s go to the Call Girl for dinner.”
Other young woman: “Don’t you mean the Cowgirl?”
First young woman: “Oh, yeah. I always get them confused.”
—Overheard at Borders on Zafarano Drive.

“I mean, this was a lot of diarrhea…if I put it in measuring cups, it would have been three, four cups.”
—Overheard at local veterinarian’s office.

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