“Men are so much sexier when they are quiet.”
—A gaggle of women apparently doing girls’ night out at the Coyote Cantina.
“Goddamnit I need my Valium NOW!”
—Overheard at Albertsons pharmacy.
Preteen to mom: “Can I have a training bra?”
Mom to preteen: “Depends on what you’re training them to do.”
—Overheard at local department store.