“Baby, you know Mommy loves you, but how about some As and Bs for my $45,000?
—Woman talking on cell phone with headpiece in the deli cooler at Whole Foods.

Man to woman:“This fancy ham is really good.”…long, thoughtful pause…Again, man to woman: “The Spanish sure were awful to everyone weren’t they, do you suppose it’s because they were Catholic?”
—Elderly tourist couple at El Mesón.

“I knew it was time to go back to work when I started making ferret clothes.”
—Overheard at the Amanda Palmer show.

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