ELEPHANT BUTTE DAM TURNS 100
Slogan idea—Elephant Butte: Home of That One Serial Killer.
THIEVES MAKE OFF WITH TRAILER CONTAINING $35K WORTH OF ZOZOBRA MERCH
We bet they were disappointed.
CERRILLOS ROAD CONSTRUCTION BEHIND SCHEDULE
For a road that’s 600 years old, they sure do need to do a lot to it.
NEW “VOIDS” DISCOVERED IN GREAT PYRAMID
Fun fact: Construction of the pyramids began at roughly the same time as did Cerrillos Road construction.
ECUADOR LIMITS JULIAN ASSANGE’S INTERNET ACCESS
We don’t even like when Netflix takes more than three seconds.
ROBBERY SUSPECT TAUNTS SF COPS ON FACEBOOK
Now behind bars, he’s got even less hope of using the internet than Julian Assange.
TRUMP OUTPACES CLINTON IN HALLOWEEN costume SALES FIGURES
At least he’ll win something.