BOB DYLAN WINS NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE, has yet to accept
How does it feel?
POLICE ARREST YET ANOTHER WRONG-WAY DRIVER ON I-25
Maybe instead of “Wrong Way,” the signs should say “Turn Around for Free Drinks.”
LOS ALAMOS NATIONAL LAB TO SEND ALL NEW RADIOACTIVE WASTE OUT OF STATE
If you’ve been looking to transform into a mutant/superhero, you’d better get to it.
RED RIVER BANK EMPLOYEE WAS IN ON HEIST WITH COUSIN
Great work, geniuses.
GARY JOHNSON AND DARREN WHITE ARE FRIENDS AGAIN YEARS AFTER MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION FALLOUT
Such is the power of weed, you guys … Man, we could go for some gummi bears.
SF MAYOR WANTS CITY TO HELP RESIDENTS REDUCE SUGAR INTAKE
He just remembered that Halloween is coming.
CONTROLLED BURN HAS US ALL WHEEZING
And it looks kinda spooky.