REPUBLICAN EXODUS FROM TRUMP FOLLOWING TAPE RELEASE
Really? There weren’t enough straws on the camel’s back already?
THEN, MELANIA TRUMP WEARS $1,100 GUCCI “PUSSY-BOW” BLOUSE TO DEBATE
Yes, that’s true. No, we don’t really have (or need) a joke.
SUSANA WON’T ENDORSE TRUMP
But she still won’t say who she’s voting for.
REPORT ON DATA CENTERS SAYS THEY CAN HURT MORE THAN HELP
We’re shocked, shocked to see that corporations stand to gain!
CLOWN fearS HAVE ARRIVED IN SANTA FE
Because we know you’re tired of Trump jokes.
RAILYARD BOWLING ALLEY BROS SAY IT’S REALLY GONNA OPEN THIS TIME
Speaking of clowns ...
OBAMA WANTS TO SEND HUMANS TO MARS BY 2030
After this election cycle, we want to know where to sign up.