7 Days

1

BRITS VOTE TO BREXIT

And people all over America pretend like they understand what that means.

2

STATE COPS BEGIN 100 DAYS AND NIGHTS OF SUMMER CHECKPOINTS

Day drinking and night drinking are both bad ideas when coupled with driving.

3

CITY PLANS TO HANG UP BANNERS TO 'BEAUTIFY' CERRILLOS ROAD/ ST. FRANCIS

Because the upcoming underpass construction is not likely to be pretty.

4

CAPITOL HILL SIT-IN TOTALLY FIXES AMERICA'S GUN CONTROL ISSUES FOREVER AND EVER

Thank you SO much, elected officials!

5

NO MORE 90-DAY EMERGENCY HIRE POSITIONS FOR THE CITY OF SANTA FE

We'll probably still have plenty of fireworks though, so don't freak out.

6

USA TODAY FALSELY REPORTS CORMAC McCARTHY'S DEATH

What is truth but death anyway? He scowled. Sweat dripped off his chin.

7

FREE SUNDAYS AT MUSEUMS CUT TO ONCE A MONTH

Gotta make up for the corporate tax breaks somehow.

Santa Fe Reporter