BRITS VOTE TO BREXIT
And people all over America pretend like they understand what that means.
STATE COPS BEGIN 100 DAYS AND NIGHTS OF SUMMER CHECKPOINTS
Day drinking and night drinking are both bad ideas when coupled with driving.
CITY PLANS TO HANG UP BANNERS TO ‘BEAUTIFY’ CERRILLOS ROAD/ ST. FRANCIS
Because the upcoming underpass construction is not likely to be pretty.
CAPITOL HILL SIT-IN TOTALLY FIXES AMERICA’S GUN CONTROL ISSUES FOREVER AND EVER
Thank you SO much, elected officials!
NO MORE 90-DAY EMERGENCY HIRE POSITIONS FOR THE CITY OF SANTA FE
We’ll probably still have plenty of fireworks though, so don’t freak out.
USA TODAY FALSELY REPORTS CORMAC McCARTHY’S DEATH
What is truth but death anyway? He scowled. Sweat dripped off his chin.
FREE SUNDAYS AT MUSEUMS CUT TO ONCE A MONTH
Gotta make up for the corporate tax breaks somehow.